Wednesday, February 2, 2011

My Name is Johar. And I am Not a director.

Filmfare. Seriously! Best Director to Karan Johar? How did this disaster happen? WHAT COSMIC KARMA CAUSED SUCH AN OCCURRENCE? Was it that weirdly named Ophiuhecai-blah-blah thirteenth zodiac?

Now, seriously. What was in that movie? It had Shahrukh Khan, America, Kajol, America, a very boxer look alike Obama, America, Good acting, America, AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA! Wait? What happened to the movie? The story? I see only AMERICA!

Karan Johar is not a director. He is a tourist guide. A tourist guide to the magical land of the United States of America and Filmfare awards him Best Director. So what really happened to the ACTUAL directors in Bollywood? I will tell you what happened. THEY MADE MOVIES! That was their fault. To win a Filmfare, make a documentary on becoming a faithful citizen of United States of America, show a Dustin Hoffman-esque autistic protagonist( Rainman) telling everyone that he is not a terrorist, running ALL over USA and meeting a very funny looking, boxer Obama.

The movie is a bloody farce and it’s so BORING! You know, sometimes I wish that the Shiv Sena would have succeeded in stopping the screening of this dumb movie!

Karan Johar should just gay up and host shows, drink coffee and go away to his motherland, USA. Dumb movie. Dumb Filmfare.

2 comments:

  1. A Super like!

    An interjection: Why amn't I seeing anything of Ekta here?!?!

    Off topic:
    Btw Brunzo I skimmed through all of your other cool blogs too. As I said they are cool. As I am quite busy now, shall read and comment on each of them when I get free & 'follow' them when I actually do so. Carry on with you screwing. Gud work!

    Also, I told this because I supposed you are not pro-publicising about ur other blogs and would not tell me they existed until I found them out myself.

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