The Screwed Up Paradox

Read the following conversation:

Girl: You are the world to me.
Boy(Smiles): Umm.. ah
Girl(Smiles): What?
Boy: Nothing. I tried saying something romantic, but I guess, I have nothing and I will just smile.

Now this may seem like a normal lovey-dovey talk between a guy and a girl. But observe carefully the following statement: Nothing. I tried saying something romantic, but I guess, I have nothing and I will just smile.

This statement is an analytical gold mine. See, the guy is saying that he has nothing romantic to say. So he is negating the existence of a romantic statement. But there exists a paradox and that is, that the statement he made IS romantic! The statement in its entirety means that there is nothing romantic. But the existence of the statement is in itself romantic.

So this statement is an unromantic statement and romantic statement at the same time. A Paradox. And i guess, this paradox has to have a word for it. Since, i came up with it, The Brunzo Paradox seems logical. But, I am a very modest person and I shall not take such an honour and I will name it "The Screwed-Up Paradox"

QED, Or wait it is "Hence Screwed"

My Name is Johar. And I am Not a director.

Filmfare. Seriously! Best Director to Karan Johar? How did this disaster happen? WHAT COSMIC KARMA CAUSED SUCH AN OCCURRENCE? Was it that weirdly named Ophiuhecai-blah-blah thirteenth zodiac?

Now, seriously. What was in that movie? It had Shahrukh Khan, America, Kajol, America, a very boxer look alike Obama, America, Good acting, America, AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA! Wait? What happened to the movie? The story? I see only AMERICA!

Karan Johar is not a director. He is a tourist guide. A tourist guide to the magical land of the United States of America and Filmfare awards him Best Director. So what really happened to the ACTUAL directors in Bollywood? I will tell you what happened. THEY MADE MOVIES! That was their fault. To win a Filmfare, make a documentary on becoming a faithful citizen of United States of America, show a Dustin Hoffman-esque autistic protagonist( Rainman) telling everyone that he is not a terrorist, running ALL over USA and meeting a very funny looking, boxer Obama.

The movie is a bloody farce and it’s so BORING! You know, sometimes I wish that the Shiv Sena would have succeeded in stopping the screening of this dumb movie!

Karan Johar should just gay up and host shows, drink coffee and go away to his motherland, USA. Dumb movie. Dumb Filmfare.