Theory 2: Statement: Everything a man does is a direct or indirect consequence of him wanting to get laid.
Explanation: The ultimate aim of a man in his life is to get laid. In short to have a woman. The world moves coz a man wants a woman. Why did the Mahabharath happen? A woman. Why is Roman Polanski under house-arrest? A Woman, well a small girl in his case. Bloody pedophile!
Education of a man is primarily coz of a woman. Why am I being pushed into doing engineering? A woman. Lemme explain. I come from a Gujarati family and arrange marriage is the name of the game in such families. Yup, it’s true! So, eventually when I would reach the “marriage-able” age, a B.E degree would look very impressive on a marital resume. It’s true! I am being man-slaughtered coz my parents want me to get laid!
Why do lemmings commit suicide? They migrate, right? In their urge for migration, they end up falling in the ocean one after the other, why? It is the bloody mating season! They wanna get laid! Simple bloody reason!
Devdas, became a legend. Why? A woman! He essentially wanted to get laid. He ran from Paro to Chandramukhi and finally died! All this because he was just plain horny!
A man wants to be rich coz he is horny. He wants the money. Money usually gets a woman! Usually!
So ultimately, you can bring down everything to a simple plain fact. Men are horny and they just want to get laid!
Q.E.D
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ReplyDeletedude everythin in d world revolves around few factors:-
ReplyDelete1)hunger(bhukh)
2)sex!!!
y you work! so to get money so ya can eat!
y ya wear good n nice clothes so ya get good attraction from people(i must say opposite sex is d basic answer to b honest)...
according to me everythin revolves around especially these factors!!! its a fact either ya believe it or not!directly or indirectly YES!!!