These are a set of Horny-based theories. They are pretty fun. The proof of this is experience only! So if you wanna check credibility of these theories, please feel free to experiment on yourself. BUT A STATUTORY WARNING: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SUBSEQUENT SCREW UPS!
Theory 1: Statement: The amount of currency on a guy’s cell-phone is inversely proportional to how horny he is.
Explanation: Now, if a guy is horny, he will try and get a girlfriend. Initially, when he is trying to covet a girl, he is more likely to just text her. Considering texting is usually free on most of the services, the currency will not drop much. But, it will drop at a very, very slow rate as he is prone to call the girl up sometimes and there are chances that he will run out of free texts.
If the guy gets the girl he becomes really horny and so, the currency is always usually close to one. The guy would keep at least that one rupee for a simple reason that he would be at least able to text the girl. Free texts again. In a relationship, the guy is always prone to calling up the girl all the time. So his currency drops drastically!
After a break up, the guy is least horny and hence, the guy's currency is a constant! Yes, a constant! It will not budge an inch!
A two-timing twit is MORE horny than others.He usually has TWO numbers. Yup! Two numbers. As there are two numbers, so he will divide his cash between the two cell-phones and the amount of currency on ONE of his phone is low!
So ultimately, the amount of currency on a guy’s cell-phone is inversely proportional to how horny he is.
Q.E.D
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